Duck Dip Dodge Dive the Jareds

I was struggling to get pregnant for months, we tried absolutely everything. But my prayers were answered after playing this game. Truly a miracle 10/10

It would be foolish to think that you have spent a single second of your lived experience experiencing life if you haven't spent a single second of your lived experienced experiencing this game.  A truly divine experience that has easily transcended this plane of existence. Many people have fought and died wars wishing to know what it might be like to experience a game like this, but I am certain that they will be experiencing this game 24/7 if they are in any after life.

I think it is pretty obvious to anyone who can see that this game saved my life. When those towers fell on 2001 of September 11th, I nearly collapsed myself.  Each plane hit me in the gut with the same intensity as it did those towers.  I didn't think I was ever going to recover, but on this glorious day, my prayers have been heard. AMEN! and praise be to god for the existence of this game.  I am now cured of all my depression and all other dumb mental illness that the devil impregnated me with when Osama hit building 7.

edit: I would like to say that after I recovered from depresion I realized that this game is just about a sperm killing Jareds with lasers wow the post nut clarity is off the charts. I really can't expresss enough how much you HAVE to play this game before I kill you.